"The Irony of Minimalism: How Owning Less Became the Most Expensive Trend"
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I own one chair, two forks, and half a cup, But at least my home’s Instagram-ready, so that’s a win—right? (Shut up.) That $700 rug, woven by a monk, It’s so minimalist, but my wallet’s sunk. No more junk, no mess, no chaos in sight, Just the stress of making sure the angles are right. I threw out my clutter, felt so bold, But now I’m broke from buying bowls of gold. My wardrobe's reduced to shades of gray, And somehow it cost more than my yearly pay. Minimalism—the art of owning less, but somehow paying more for the privilege. It’s like the Marie Kondo method met a luxury boutique and had a baby that only wears neutral tones and whispers, “Does this spark financial distress?” Minimalism promises simplicity, clarity, and an oh-so-clean aesthetic, but somehow delivers a paradox wrapped in sleek Scandinavian furniture and artisanal pottery. Because, you see, minimalism isn’t just about decluttering your life. No, it’s about decluttering it in the fanciest way possible—preferably wi...